27 years ago I had a garage apt in the old section of St Pete Florida. It was the second floor above a garage, Old structure dating to shortly after 1900. the house was owned by a coworkers sister and brother in law. My coworker lived in the house next door. the apt was probably about 400 sq ft. I had many friends that would come over. They would park in the alley behind the garage. They would usually shout up "hey con you home?" heres where it gets absurd. My landlord loved to sunbathe in the nude. he was a big fat HAIRY guy. He would hear a car park. hear my friends call up to me. and wait until they walked in the back gate to slowly put the smallest washcloth you can imagine over his cock and balls!. Im talking like 4"x4"! My friends would come upstairs and ask "what the fuck is up with that guy?". I'd just laugh. fucking perv. Mildly interesting side note: My next door coworkers live in boyfriend was an ex Alabama football player. Big rough redneck. Cool guy. Im coming home drunk one night about 2:30 am and I see a collie fucking his rottweiler. His rottweiler was a male! I see the guy the next day and tell him what I saw in my drunken stupor. He hangs his head in shame and says " yeah, Rockys a fag". Meaning the dog! HHHAAAAAA!!!!