Fucking kek. Makes sense the ATF dude is a nigger too. Saved.
Fucking kek. Makes sense the ATF dude is a nigger too. Saved.
The complete lack of information on why you must always shoot family pets leads me to doubt the authenticity of this presentation.
Or does that get it's own completely separate power-point?
"The suspect's pet guinea pig advanced directly towards me in a threatening manner, presenting what I believed at that moment to be a lethal threat. When it had rushed to within 21 feet of me, and fearing for my life, I emptied my M4's 30 round magazine at it, lightly grazing it once in the left front paw, halting it's attack, and damaging the surrounding walls, floor, ceiling, a lamp, a window, a bookcase, and a small ceramic Hummel figurine. Moving into a position of cover behind the suspect's flex-cuffed children, I reloaded in case it continued it's savage attack."
(Okay, I admit, I came into the briefing a little late (traffic), and I could have missed that part.)
The complete lack of information on why you must always shoot family pets leads me to doubt the authenticity of this presentation.
Or does that get it's own completely separate power-point?
"The suspect's pet guinea pig advanced directly towards me in a threatening manner, presenting what I believed at that moment to be a lethal threat. When it had rushed to within 21 feet of me, and fearing for my life, I emptied my M4's 30 round magazine at it, lightly grazing it once in the left front paw, halting it's attack, and damaging the surrounding walls, floor, ceiling, a lamp, a window, a bookcase, and a small ceramic Hummel figurine. Moving into a position of cover behind the suspect's flex-cuffed children, I reloaded in case it continued it's savage attack."
(Okay, I admit, I came into the briefing a little late (traffic), and I could have missed that part.)
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