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[–] [deleted] • 6 pts

If batman was real, 99% of his beat downs would be niggers. Then batman sales would be thru the roof.

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I fought many of them growing up, it's disgusting, having to make physical contact 🤮 and they never ever fight one on one. So a weapon for protection is a must.

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It is really stark to know that if you just remove niggers and spics from any country and all crime basically disappears.

If any CITY simply removed niggers, people would complain at first, but within a few weeks everyone would feel a DEEP joy and a DEEP sense of serenity.

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If Batman were real, most of his neighbors would hate his guts. I know. Fucking criminal scum.

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Found Bruce.

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Clear the FBI watchlist? Bring just anyone in committing crimes? That's not how it would work. It'd shutdown immediately. Infact the media would slander Batman, Congress would send billions to whoever went to war with him.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Some anonymous Twitter employee would dox Bruce Wayne.

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

The whole point of Batman is that the justice system is completely corrupted.

Legality doesn’t matter in Gotham.

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Aka where most of the world is today.

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You think BATMAN?

What about Judge Dredd? CRYING OUT for Fascism!

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we live in a society

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The way it would really work is the cops would arrest batman for assault. Cops don't like other people doing their job. They are pretty much more protective of their gig than any other group. Even if they don't have the resources to get the job done, they aren't going to beg for someone else to finish the rest. They are now in more demand and get budget increases and new equipment.

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In the real world batman , who is in a gay relationship with Robin, the boy wonder, would take out the Trump supporters while his paid off commissioner boss would be handsomely rewarded.

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If batman were real he would be labeled a racist for beating the shit out of niggers over and over. Imagine george 'fentanyl' floyd fiasco but a man dressed as a bat did it instead of a cop.