In High School, we used to wrestle a Deaf Boarding School on occasion.
They were actually a pretty great wrestling team, in terms of skill, but they were also pretty unaware of the sounds they made, including farts.
Checking the rulebook...
"Nope, sorry coach. There's nothing in here specifically disallowing the use of natural bodily functions in order to gain a competitive advantage."
One more high school wrestling story.
Captain of our team was kind of an asshole, and in a very low weight class.
We had to wrestle a very liberal school, on of those places that allowed women on the wrestling team. He wrestled a women.
Obviously he won, but when he didn't really stand up like a victor after the match, he was kinda crouched over, attempting to hide his very obvious boner.
He received shit for that until the end of the season.
Decades later... now, after a women's match, the victor will proudly stand with "her" boner rampant.
I guess it doesn't help that "mixed wrestling" is an entire genre of porn unto itself, huh?
Don't look to see what happens when the guy loses.
I said, don't look.
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