I hope that is staged, That is battery and could put you in jail for years and a civil law suit. Do not copy it.
A harmful contact of battery is contact causing physical impairment or injury, while an offensive contact of battery is a contact that makes a reasonable person of ordinary sensibilities feel threatened. Even if the plaintiff doesn’t suffer actual damages, they can claim nominal damages. Thus, their proof of actual harm is not required in a battery. If a defendant acts with malice (e.g., deliberate disregard of a high probability of harm), the plaintiff may claim punitive damages.
Only if you are white.... POC are immune to these laws.
POC don't batter people with pies for internet points - only for money, gang revenge or in a chimp out. But still get off easy.
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