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Cashew Chicken so fresh, it still meowing!
Cashew Chicken so fresh, it still meowing!
I'm never going back to the "Dhawg Eat Dog" Chinese restaurant.
I'm never going back to the "Dhawg Eat Dog" Chinese restaurant.
exists though.
[GIS](https://pic8.co/sh/rGjRpA.png) exists though.
[Yes I know](#spoiler)
“ First date I’ve Been On Since the Lockdowns Started”. You gotta be shitting us. You some kind of mask wearing retard or something? It’s taken you two years to get a date? Gee-Zus!
“ First date I’ve Been On Since the Lockdowns Started”. You gotta be shitting us. You some kind of mask wearing retard or something? It’s taken you two years to get a date? Gee-Zus!
It's a fucking joke.
It's a fucking joke.
If you don't play the lotto ticket numbers on the back you're doing it wrong.
If you don't play the lotto ticket numbers on the back you're doing it wrong.
CHINA IS ASSHOE!
CHINA IS ASSHOE!
Good news! Get married and stay married and you'll be immortal.
Good news! Get married and stay married and you'll be immortal.
Don't worry, you get wong cookie.
Don't worry, you get wong cookie.
That a rough old fortune cookie.
That a rough old fortune cookie.
It was actually written for redditors, and it still holds true to this day.
It was actually written for redditors, and it still holds true to this day.
"... in bed"
"... in bed"
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