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[–] • 11 pts

It's why it cracks me up when statists ask me "What would you do without the police?"

Feel a lot safer, because no one's going to show up an hour later to shoot my dog and kidnap me after Methhead McGee kicked down my door and found out that was a bad idea.

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[–] • 5 pts

the more you watch it the funnier it gets

[–] • 4 pts

I know ammo is expensive but why does the mugger only have one hole in their chest?

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

If you wait long enough to call the ambulance, does it really matter?

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When the family sues you for wrongful death. Yes, it does.

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When it's the size of a baseball does it really matter ?? ...

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I have a buddy who converted his home defense AR to .50 Beowulf to ensure the first shot was the only one needed.

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The first shot is the deepest ...

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He used dirty harry 44 mag, one round was enough

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"Here ambulance. Ambulance, where are you? Nope. I don't think there are any around here. Sorry dude."

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Yea, ill get to it in a minute or so.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

I’ve watched this and laughed way too many times

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I'd just call 921 and save them.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

811 before you dig

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Which is a good idea when burying the body, don't want to hit a gas line.

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Unless you dont give a shit about losing the inevitable civil suit filed by his grubby family, your ass better call 911 with a fucking quickness. Also, have murder insurance, like USCCA, or a legal service like CCWSafe. After calling the po po, unload the weapon, place it on a visible surface, sit back and feel good in the knowledge that your ass is covered.

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"Hello 911, I was attacked and feared for my life. I defended myself to protect myself from death or serious bodily injury. My address is X." Then you HANG UP and call your self defense insurer.

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It's spelled "amberlamps"

Get it right.