But make sure you’re morbidly obese and wear clothes 4 sizes too small so all your fat squishes out all over the place. Double park, or park in the fire lane or handicap spots. Be loud and obnoxious in line. Complain about the prices while you order. Suck yourself teeth. Pat your weave. Pick at the glue in your weave then scrape and flick it on the counter. Make sure you’re having a loud, nasty, ghetto conversation on your sail foam as you stand around. Speak in some form of nigger English, mumbling the whole time, so the order taker can’t understand you. If you brought your chirren, be sure to curse them out and hit them. Then, when one thing displeases YOU, chimp out and destroy the store/restaurant. How dare THEY inconvenience YOU.