Once upon a time the place I worked hired a recent Cambodian refugee/immigrant. We were nice to him and tried to help him adjust to life in America. One of the things he asked about were all the fliers of missing pets on all the street posts. He still didn't get it, he asked if it's your pet why would it run away and not come home? So we got him to start bringing some of the flyers in and call the number of the missing pet and tell them in his heavy accent "I found your dog/cat, it was delicious". Good times.
I'd like to say that joke was in bad taste but it's so awesome. It's Jerky Boys level awesome if that makes you feel better.
"I found your dog/cat, it was delicious"
"I can drop off their collar if you want it."
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