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It’s never too late to shoot for the stars. Literally. One man from Turkey who sells fruit and vegetables at a local market but became an Internet star when he accidentally flew a patio umbrella is now hoping to become a real astronaut.

It’s never too late to shoot for the stars. Literally. One man from Turkey who sells fruit and vegetables at a local market but became an Internet star when he accidentally flew a patio umbrella is now hoping to become a real astronaut.

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[–] 3 pts

This sounds like a nigger story. You know what I mean -- nigger in Niger builds rocket to take him to the moon. Gets ten feet off the ground and explodes. But I guess we're talking about Cenk Uygur's people, so not so far a stretch.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

He can fly the umbrella straight to laurel canyon studios where they have the ISS Soundstage