I got crabs in college. I was watching TV and I kept itching my balls and bush. I felt something, like a little bump. I picked at it and pulled it off. When I looked at it, it started to move. I freaked the fuck out. Immediately went to the drug store, got Rid and took a shower. I had to comb this shit into my bush and it worked instantly. When I got out of the shower and wiped there were dead crabs on my towel. I had to spray all my bedding down too. Fucking gross man