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Fuck. The vaxx was originally supposed to turn you into a crocodile, I was kind of excited because imma gon bite me some peoples. Oh well.

[–] • 1 pt

What's a stupid bird know about biting!? You don't even have teeth!

[–] • 1 pt

He's actually a pterodactyl.

[–] • 0 pt

That would make him a stupid flying dinobird.

[–] • 0 pt

Or do I?

[–] • 1 pt

I did hear of one Jewish bird that Dr. Mengele experimented on. He gave it the teeth of a chimpanzee. That bird went on to live through 6 death camps... but it couldn't possibly be you.

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Foot nipples are gross

[–] • 2 pts

Fipples if you will.

[–] • 0 pt

MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK

[–] • 1 pt

I thought the pic was gonna be those knockoff crocs that melt to your feet.

[–] • 1 pt

Wear regular sandals and tell all the sheeple it's the new version to COVID that killed Bob Saget.