I'm going to order a lifetime supply.

Lets dissect this shit segment by segment.

0:00 - Opening scene is of a parking lot, with parking spaces for ben I-wear-coyboy-hats-in-texas-because-I'm-blending-in shapiro. And another parking space for "god king." Maybe its humor, maybe its narcissism.

0:10 - Guy in a cool car almost runs over some dude on a cellphone. Driving like an asshole and almost running someone over? Check and check. So the previous segment was narcissism. That'll inform the view going forward.

What is this a commercial targeted at guys who are sixteen?

0:14 - Driver gets out of car, dressed like a single dad's idea of whats cool at 40, but really just looks like the wardrobe malfunction of a midlife crisis.

0:25 - "Hi I'm Jeremy Boring. CEO and god-king of the dailywire."

Definitely narcissism.

0:30 - "Harry's razors used to advertise on our shows. They're a great product."

You know what you call a great product owned and run by shitty people? A shit product.

Is this pandering? It seems like pandering. I'm pretty sure it is pandering. I was pretty sure it was pandering from the first ten seconds. But then I had harry's and BRC to teach me that lesson. In fact I'd go so far as to suggest the executives of harry's and BRC would probably be in a hot-tub right now getting overly comfortable inspecting and confirming eachs lack of foreskin if they weren't busy looking at themselves in mirrors like vapid assholes.

Lets continue

0:30 - Two babes in skirts, wearing no bras. I see nothing wrong here, but definitely pandering. Also Why is the one holding a dog? Who brought a dog into work?

Is she blind? Is that a 'seeing eye' dog?

I have so many questions

0:32 - Jeremy attempts to grab some boob, or perhaps pet the dog. The dog isn't really interested. I'd venture to say the dog is even a little put off. Not a good sign.

0:38 - Grown man with a stuffed walrus on his desk.

0:53 - I didn't know a drink could be used as a visual punctuation mark for emphasis, but here it is. Is this supposed to be tough? "Look at me I drink first thing in the morning! I may or may not have a drinking problem! This is cool and tough, right guys?"

1:00 - Gillette used to be the best a man could get." No, thats a slogan to sell you more shit, Jeremy. Are we supposed to be confused about the difference?

1:05 - "Then they decided that men are too toxic. Unless you're the kind of man who teachers his daughter to shave her beard." Yes lets repeat the propaganda "so funny! much wow. soooo tough and manly!" Because obviously this shit is something so unserious we should laugh at it instead of driving the people spreading it into the fucking sea, using bulldozers. The propaganda that has destroyed a generation, and destroyed the minds of children, is merely a debate point, to sell us more shit while pandering to us.

1:05 - As if for emphasis, walks by a kid shaving. And who would tolerate even visiting a business that would allow that? A guy who doesn't give a fuck, who is pandering to the audience, and will drop them just like harry's, at the first opportune time.

1:15 - "Power scene" walking directly toward, and talking to the camera, flanked by what could arguably described as security and other hangers-on. Look Jeremy, we're just not buying the persona. We're just not buying it.

1:20 - Flamethrower to harry's and gilette products. Points for cool. Points for the braless babe in leather out front. Actually, I've seen this far too much from companies. This is part of the problem with you people Jeremy. This utter emptiness of substance. You don't have any message. Nothing new to say, anything new. Just the same boring tired reactionary shit, reducing down what you think of the public and your potential customers--reducing us down to what you obviously think of us. And what you think of us is that we're stupid. We don't need more boobs on television. We need women to fucking cover up. We don't need more displays of excessive wealth, we need shitheds like bezos to stop supporting romney and co sending our industrial power over seas. We need less self-obsessed metrosexual zionist "guy-man-dude-bro!" israels larping as "ULTRAAMERICAN" ironman rip-offs while overpowered on wallstreet-money printed fresh from the press and laundered to them from blackrock and their ilk.

When they speak of "white privilege" while destroying the middle class, and their other half panders to you with tired shit like this, this is what they are actually talking about: their privilege.

They live high on the fucking hog on your tax dollars and subsidiary, while all of us bust our fucking asses for the american dream they and theirs "on the other side of the aisle", fucking stole.

"Don't buy the other guys shit, buy MY shit!"

No fuck you.

This is what they do. One half screws you, and sticks the knife in, the other half says "pay me!" or "dont trust the otherguy" while doing fuck all except getting rich while everyone bleeds out.

These people are vapid, soulless creatures, and a threat to civilization. They should be sent back to wherever they came from. And then we should build walls so high around them, that it becomes their fucking tomb.

I'd cover the rest of the video, but its obviously just pandering.

Appears to be the whole point of the video.

I get my shaving shit from a foreign land (slanty-eye jap-people) where woke doesn't even exist. The packaging doesn't even have english on it. It doesn't have to. I think I can figure out what it is and how it's used without the english marketing material.

I don’t know, I smell kikery with all that high production value marketing. They make shit tons of money to fuck us with by playing both sides.

HOLY SHIT!! Nice!

I always assume people with clear frame glasses are liberals.