Too fun and ironic; only a few negroes can decipher the article.. Corrected by The Ebonics Translator: "Yo! Ever had trouble gettahng “voahce ta text” ta act rahght on ya phone? Or trouble gettahng Alexa ta gahve ya da weadar? Or trouble gettahng dahrectahons from Sahrah? Dahd ya thahnk aht was ya fault? Maybe aht wasn’t. As da New York Tahmes notes, a fly majorahty of our tech now (eeasyghlytahnk from voahce assahstats ta text applahcatahons) has a hard tahme ahdentahfyahng 35% of da words spaahahghten by ebony peep. We’re a research compay a' we’re loaahahghtahng ta fahx dahs. Wahth our latest project we’re searchahng for Afrahca-Amerahca partahcahpats, both male a' female, ages 18-65, fer shure, ta record short audaho clahps (about 10 seconds per clahp) ta help traahn voahce recognahtahon softwis/products, lahke Sahrah a' Alexa, ta better understa' ebony voahces. It sounds lahke a bahg task, but aht’s actually pretty sahmple. What it is, man, Mama! Ya'll is mad stupid! Here is da detaahls: From da comfort of ya crahb, mostly, ya would doeswnload a app (Androahd or ahPhone) ta record 137 short audaho clahps, whahch should gak around 45 mahnutes ta complete… And dat’s aht! Ya'll is mad stupid! You get paahd a $25 Amazon gahft rahzzad. And ya make AI better for all of us. Interested? Emaahl us at da lahnk above. What it is, Mama! Peep this shit! Must be born ahn da US a' wahllahng ta sahgn a consent form ta use ya audaho for ahnternal aalyses. dahs wahll not be used ahn beer criblahc."