or leader formerly known as king

If I was Ron Howard’s brother, I’d have an iron clad career. I’d have a house by the ocean, do one or two movies every year. If I was Ron Howard’s brother, I’d have it made in the shade. I’d hang around other famous people, Like Jim Belushi and Randy Quaid. Folks’d see us at the mall, and everybody’d know my name. Hey! It’s Ron Howard’s brother! And everyone in Hollywood, they’d all be treating me good. They’d know their fate is sealed by the power I wield. And people would ask me questions: How is Andy Griffith in real life? Is it true what they say about Gomer? Did you really meet Barney Fife? And I would give ‘em educated answers. It’s the least I could do being Ron Howard’s brother. And I can play a man in a white shirt, the same role in the last 9 flicks. I’d get my very own trailer, be on the set every day by six. And nobody would dare mess with me. I’d still be getting checks from Disney. I’d throw parties with all my friends, Show the rug I made from Gentle Ben. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByGrV3YrgCw