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Years ago I worked on the beach in Florida. As a prank we would bring a loaf of bread and cover a coworkers car with slices. The car would be mobbed with seagulls. At the end of the day it would look like it was painted with bird shit! Good times. Another time I saw a guy get shit on by a pelican. They let loose a huge liquid load that smells like rotten fish. I was 25 ft from the poor bastard and was gagging!

Years ago I worked on the beach in Florida. As a prank we would bring a loaf of bread and cover a coworkers car with slices. The car would be mobbed with seagulls. At the end of the day it would look like it was painted with bird shit! Good times. Another time I saw a guy get shit on by a pelican. They let loose a huge liquid load that smells like rotten fish. I was 25 ft from the poor bastard and was gagging!

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Ever try seagull fishing? Get a gang of them going by throwing out big balls of bread, a little smaller than a ping pong ball. Then put a ball of the bread on a medium fishing hook on a good pole with high test line... good times.

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I had one of the big retards gulp a spinner mid-cast. It took me a couple seconds to decide to cut the line, because I did have that moment of thinking "I wonder if I can land the stupid arsehole?"