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Years ago I worked on the beach in Florida. As a prank we would bring a loaf of bread and cover a coworkers car with slices. The car would be mobbed with seagulls. At the end of the day it would look like it was painted with bird shit! Good times. Another time I saw a guy get shit on by a pelican. They let loose a huge liquid load that smells like rotten fish. I was 25 ft from the poor bastard and was gagging!

Years ago I worked on the beach in Florida. As a prank we would bring a loaf of bread and cover a coworkers car with slices. The car would be mobbed with seagulls. At the end of the day it would look like it was painted with bird shit! Good times. Another time I saw a guy get shit on by a pelican. They let loose a huge liquid load that smells like rotten fish. I was 25 ft from the poor bastard and was gagging!

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I bet your coworker's car was covered in scratches and the paint job was ruined. That is something you do to an enemy for payback, not a coworker. You should reevaluate your life choices.

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nuoc mam

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Non sequitur?

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fermented fish sauce from viet nam

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So you telling me pelican shit is fermented fish? That's Worcestershire sauce right there--liquid gold!

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Now, that would be a commercial that would sell me a car! Cover it in bread, flock of seagulls crap all over it. Garden hose and good as new. Tesla needs to get on this…

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If you really want to be a dick, mix Alka-Seltzer into the bread...

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or Ex-Lax Maximum Strength.

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Once read about a guy putting sodium in seagull bait. Soon as the stomach acid ate thru the plastic wrap, gulls burst into flame...

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ruins coworkers car

it's just a prank, bro!

Fucking retard.

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Ever try seagull fishing? Get a gang of them going by throwing out big balls of bread, a little smaller than a ping pong ball. Then put a ball of the bread on a medium fishing hook on a good pole with high test line... good times.

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I had one of the big retards gulp a spinner mid-cast. It took me a couple seconds to decide to cut the line, because I did have that moment of thinking "I wonder if I can land the stupid arsehole?"