I think I'd prefer a mangonel, actually. They're easier to transport from siege to siege.

Why not a husband who has enough weapons to form an armoury of both guns and all things bladed, the ability to make various explosives, and the ability to use all of them?

I'd settle for a cute little ballista.

The latter, except to 'open carry' and get in and out of my hatch back with it on my belt might be uncomfortable. Also, a full mag would be heavy-ish.

Trebuchet gets you dates.

Not even a question.

Dead meme.

I fling cattle with mine!