2 rabbis are sitting in a park. A police officer approaches and says to them "we are looking for 2 pedophiles". The rabbis look at one another and then say to the cop "ok we'll do it."

A baby seal walks into a club owned by an Eskimo.

He makes the seal a bloody Mary.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They both get clubbed by Nordics.

Man on his way to the bar walks past a dude trying to start his snowmobile having a rough time, not going very well.

"Think youve blown a seal mate"

Dude grins and says "Thanks man! But how could you tell just by looking?"

"Youve still got cum on your chin."

And orders a Canadian Club on the rocks.