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[–] • 12 pts

I’d at least interview the guy. Detail oriented, confident, willing to put in unpaid work.

[–] • 8 pts

Employment counselors say you should demonstrate you did research on the company.

[–] • 3 pts

I'd ask him why he can't make the letter "I" in capital letters. Depending on the position of course

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Because that would indicate that thems is applying for the position solely for themselves and clearly a small i means they are dedicated to taking on tasks from a team since theres no i in team.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Thems? Did you assume pronouns?

[–] • 9 pts

"The position has been eliminated."

[–] • 2 pts

I suspect autism will reach 1 in 2 in a decade or so, it’s caused by extreme immune responses. I wonder what would trigger that?

[–] • 1 pt

How did he obtain the death certificate? Death certificates are issued to a limited set of people for a set amount of time.

[–] • 1 pt

He just needs to answer "where do you see yourself in 5 years time", and he's got the job

[–] • 4 pts

I always say "runnin this bitch". Works like a charm.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

No problem.

You don't mind getting out of your seat I just want to show you an example.

Interviewer moves out of his seat.

Interviewee sits in interviewers seat.

Intervewee looks at interviewer for a second.

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt (edited )

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

I refer to the recent death of the technical Manager at your Company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased Manager.

Each time i apply for a job, i get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case i have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because i even attendended attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my C.V. and his death Certificate.