I dated a Jewish girl once. It was awful, she was cute and had a delicious body. But her headspace was messed up. Severely. I can’t even describe it. One night while I was dating her we had a slight disagreement (those things happen) but her and her mother joined forces and became screaming banshees! They attacked me relentlessly. I was scratching my head wondering where this came from. I did nothing to provoke it. Eventually I walked out the door and never looked back.
That's why you don't put your frankfurter into a challah.
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