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My wife went to a school in a Los Angeles suburb that had Yom Kippur as a holiday. I guess they had a fair amount of jews in that suburb. One year after Yom Kippur my wife had a friend that reported that she spent Yom Kippur at a LAPD station. She was out riding her bike having a good time when a LAPD cruiser rolled up.

One of the cops asked her, "Hey kid, why aren't you in school?" She responded, "It's Yom Kippur. We have the day off." The cop says, "Yom kipper! What the hell is that! Sure kid. Get in the car."

So she spent the rest of the day waiting at the station for her parents to pick her up, since they were at work. She only knew her home number. Calls to her school went unanswered because no one was there.

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She had yet to reach the stage of oven dodger.

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Neither my wife nor any of her group of friends were jewish. But apparently there were enough for her school district to have Yom Kippur as a holiday off from school.

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Sounds like a shitty school district.

What position does he play?

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humanoid is jewish

Always a subverter.

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Los Angeles suburb jews

Yep checks out

One of the cops asked her, "Hey kid, why aren't you in school

Kid yells back, "would I be on a bike if I was in school dumbfuck?"

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The cop said "why aren't you in school," not "are you in school."