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I worked outside the US for 15+ years and returned in the mid 90s. The place I worked had some 20 something guys that had tattoo bands on their biceps. I asked them what they symbolized and they told me they were "tribal". So I asked them what tribe they were part of. They were pissed I asked and told I just didn't get it. I told them I had just come from the South Pacific and the different Islanders had different style tattoos to identify themselves. So why did they have 'tribal' tattoos if they weren't a member of a tribe? They didn't talk to me any more.

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Everyone is welcome in the Turkey Sandwich tribe.

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It was trendy for a while. The problem with getting a trendy tattoo is trends will change and you will still have the same stupid tattoo.

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"Tribal" tattoos were a huge thing at that time. Probably just another (((social experiment))). If you were buff and had a tribal tattoo, women took the cock.

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But if... all 20 of them had the same type of tattoo weren't THEY the tribe?

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Their age was 20 something. There were 6 guys, there 'tribal' tattoos were very similar, but not identical.

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Some asshole got "kitchen" (台所) on his arm back when I was stationed in Yokosuka. I asked him what it meant and he said "It means demon". I had to draw it out for him since he didn't know stroke order and he was one of those weebs that came to Japan because he liked anime and Tokyo Drift and he couldn't be troubled with actually learning some of the language. The waiter came by and I asked him...

台所はどこですか?(where is the kitchen?) He pointed toward the back.

Then I pointed to the dudes arm and asked the waiter... 何ですか?(what is it?)

The waiter, obviously knowing the word in English says "Ki-chin". Then he grinned at the guy with the tattoo.

The guy was like, "What?"

I said, "He likes your tattoo."

Not sure how he managed to get that in his arm, but weebs are so fucking gullible. Probably pissed the artist off or wore some shitty anime shirt and couldn't do them the favor of at least learning more than survival Japanese.

This is before smartphones were prevalent.

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Virtue signalling idiots who deserve everything they get. 99.99% of the time they don't speak a word of the language either.

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Tattoos are degeneracy. Human skin is a product of billions years of evolution and dumb fucking monkeys spitting in a face of nature by making some shitty pictures or soon-to-be meaningless words on their bodies. If you need to write something important down, use fucking pen and paper.

It also could be nature's way to mark retarded people.

So going by your logic the Vikings Garlics Picts and many more are dumb retards?

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Not sure if anyone on this site hates tattoos more than I do; can't fucking stand 'em.

However, those ancient tattoos are different; they would symbolize status, position, feats, and cultural beliefs. I'm of the opinion that if one must have a modern tattoo, it should only be for military unit camaraderie or maybe as forced brandings for criminals.

Most people today tattoo themselves out of sheer narcissism, which ironically symbolizes the opposite: Cultural decay.

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Most of the time yes. Some tribes and group of men get tattoos for a pretty deep meaning with traditions that go back a pretty long time. Someone asked me the other day and I just said it's not part of my culture. They were tatted up and it was obviously part of theirs. I'm glad I didn't have some stupid meaningless tattoo because theirs had meaning and it would have been an obvious tell that my life is meaningless.

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I really want an app on my phone that will scan asian characters and return the dumbest things. It doesn't even need to actually read the characters. Just to fuck with people with these tattoos.

It would be cool if it did read the characters, hashed them, and then used a lookup table so doing it multiple times would give you the same result each time. See, turkey sandwich.

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Use the cards from cards against humanity as a pool of random results...

But then lock in any results it's already given, so that next time you scan the same person it gives the same result... Ideally a net work so that different devices will also give the same result... But only for the same tattoo- since we know slight variation on Chinese characters can mean different things, two idiots may have the "same" Chinese characters, but can still get different translations, for maximum lolz.

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A hash would do that. It returns a random integer based on what is fed into it. Feed the same characters you get the same number. If you have 200 possible results you just divide the number it returns by 200 and take the remander. That tells you what position in the list to use. Every phone would then produce the same result every time.

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What are the Mandarin characters for "Stupid Tattoo?"

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Simplified: 愚蠢的纹身

Traditional: 愚蠢的紋身

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Simplified: 愚蠢的纹身

Traditional: 愚蠢的紋身

Now I just need to get to a tattoo shop for a stupid tattoo!

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Hahahahahaha

I would hab put on his arm. I ate dick

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我吸阴茎 This is "simplified Mandarin". It means "I (you) Suck Penis" -- which is a deadly insult when said to a chinaman. Fucking slopes, dinks, gooks, chinks, etc.

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How to pronounce that?

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Wǒ xī yīnjīng

Whoa shee yy'ching! is approximately how it would sound with much gesticulating and pointing of fingers, etc.

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Wait wait wait. Who's sucking penis?

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You

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I'm getting it, right on the end of my cock!

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Is it any worse than ching chongs wearing English swear words because they have no clue what it means?

Also this is something that pajeets have missed out capitalizing on - getting paid by wypipo to tattoo 'Benchod' in Sanskrit over their bodies.

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And Madarchod on their forehead.

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..I knew about them eating dogs, but it looks like they prefer their crackers As turkey sandwichs

This goes both ways. There are more Asians with dumb English words as tattoos as there are a lot more Asians than White people.