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An urban yoof, with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He sauntered up to the counter and said, "Hey, ya know, I jus' hates ta be drawin' de welfare. I'd rather have a job. I don' likes ta be gettin' somethin' for nothin'."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Well, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive his 2021 Mercedes-Benz CL and he will furnish your clothes. Because of the long hours, all meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. Now, this part may sound rather awkward, but you will also be expected, as part of your job, to satisfy all of her sexual needs, because she's in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The yoof, just stared at him wide-eyed, said, "You're shittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."

An urban yoof, with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He sauntered up to the counter and said, "Hey, ya know, I jus' hates ta be drawin' de welfare. I'd rather have a job. I don' likes ta be gettin' somethin' for nothin'." The social worker behind the counter said, "Well, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive his 2021 Mercedes-Benz CL and he will furnish your clothes. Because of the long hours, all meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. Now, this part may sound rather awkward, but you will also be expected, as part of your job, to satisfy all of her sexual needs, because she's in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." The yoof, just stared at him wide-eyed, said, "You're shittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."

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