I am now going to find that very special metal cork-screw, rusted but very sharp. I'm thinking about using it to gouge out my eyeballs after seeing this. But, OTOH, after a trip to WallyWorld this past weekend, maybe I'll save it for my next rip there to observe the LandWhales in their electric fat-mobiles with their screaming niglets and half-breeds trailing along stealing from the shelves. I don't know -- so confused as to a plan of action.