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Gypsie dice game

A couple of skinheads grab a gypsie and tell him "we're going to play dice".

The gypsie asks "uhm, ok, how do you play this game?

The skinhead says "easy, you roll the dice and if you roll any number between 2 and 11 we beat you like the scum you are."

The gypsie asks "what if I roll 12?"

The skinhead says "well then you roll again of course!"

A couple of skinheads grab a gypsie and tell him "we're going to play dice". The gypsie asks "uhm, ok, how do you play this game? The skinhead says "easy, you roll the dice and if you roll any number between 2 and 11 we beat you like the scum you are." The gypsie asks "what if I roll 12?" The skinhead says "well then you roll again of course!"

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Unless they were using a 12-sided DnD die, the range of rolls for a standard 6-sided pair of dice is 2 through 12. You cannot roll a 1 with a pair of 6-sided dice. Aside from this small error, the joke was lacking the funny.