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Gypsie dice game

A couple of skinheads grab a gypsie and tell him "we're going to play dice".

The gypsie asks "uhm, ok, how do you play this game?

The skinhead says "easy, you roll the dice and if you roll any number between 2 and 11 we beat you like the scum you are."

The gypsie asks "what if I roll 12?"

The skinhead says "well then you roll again of course!"

A couple of skinheads grab a gypsie and tell him "we're going to play dice". The gypsie asks "uhm, ok, how do you play this game? The skinhead says "easy, you roll the dice and if you roll any number between 2 and 11 we beat you like the scum you are." The gypsie asks "what if I roll 12?" The skinhead says "well then you roll again of course!"

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Hmmm, you posted this in but

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Unless they were using a 12-sided DnD die, the range of rolls for a standard 6-sided pair of dice is 2 through 12. You cannot roll a 1 with a pair of 6-sided dice. Aside from this small error, the joke was lacking the funny.

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Not gonna lie, the punchline is kinda weak.

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Maybe you don't get the joke?

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Humor is mostly subjective, so that's just my opinion.

Also, I was sort of expecting a twist at the end but there wasn't? Maybe if the joke was a bit longer it would allow it to "build up", most jokes usually have an unexpected twist at the end, however some also have an unexpected "expected twist", a double cross if you will. Then again, it is just an opinion.