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If limp or only semi-errect, yes. If fully hard, there's no turtleneck at all.
How could you not know this?
How could I not know that you were describing your fully erect penis to a bunch of us dudes on an internet site? How the fuck do you KNOW this? Are you saying you look at a lot of fully erect dicks? Are you saying that you like to gaze fondly at your fully erect dick in a well-lighted area? I think this boils down to two issues: You know what fully erect penises look like, and you described your to us here in the hopes that we would find it a "fun fact."
Need I even tell you that you're a faggot?
This is the first time in history that we actually need @maroonsaint to verify
This is his moment to shine! He probably even has pics.
You know what fully erect penises look like
Correct. I know what it feels and looks like to be fully errect like a goddamn Ancient Eqyptian god of male fertility, because I'm not a little limp-dicked sad-sack soyboy.
Need I even tell you that you're a faggot?
Bitch, don't try covering up your horrific inadequecies by trying to name call.
Go buy some fucking testasterone. Jesus.
Oh I see, and yours looks like a little German helmet because of the eagles tattooed on it? Mine has a spike coming from the tip, like a narwhal.
This is hilarious, & you are both fucking ass blowers.
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