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[–] 4 pts

A Gentile's dick looks like an old bald man in a heavy turtleneck sweater.

If limp or only semi-errect, yes. If fully hard, there's no turtleneck at all.

How could you not know this? Even if you don't have a dick of your own, and even if you've never gotten any of your boyfriends fully errect (sad), this usn't hidden knowlege.

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

If limp or only semi-errect, yes. If fully hard, there's no turtleneck at all.

How could you not know this?

How could I not know that you were describing your fully erect penis to a bunch of us dudes on an internet site? How the fuck do you KNOW this? Are you saying you look at a lot of fully erect dicks? Are you saying that you like to gaze fondly at your fully erect dick in a well-lighted area? I think this boils down to two issues: You know what fully erect penises look like, and you described your to us here in the hopes that we would find it a "fun fact."

Need I even tell you that you're a faggot?

[–] 5 pts

This is the first time in history that we actually need @maroonsaint to verify

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

This is his moment to shine! He probably even has pics.

[–] 2 pts

You know what fully erect penises look like

Correct. I know what it feels and looks like to be fully errect like a goddamn Ancient Eqyptian god of male fertility, because I'm not a little limp-dicked sad-sack soyboy.

Need I even tell you that you're a faggot?

Bitch, don't try covering up your horrific inadequecies by trying to name call.

Go buy some fucking testasterone. Jesus.

Oh I see, and yours looks like a little German helmet because of the eagles tattooed on it? Mine has a spike coming from the tip, like a narwhal.

[–] 0 pt

This is hilarious, & you are both fucking ass blowers.

[–] 0 pt

Just come out of the closet already. "How could you not know this already"? Let me answer. Because we don't spend ANY time thinking about cock. Unlike yourself.

[–] 0 pt

His comment was fckn funny. You sound like a fcking homo bringing up your homo-erotic fantasies.