It Could Always Be Worse [1200x1311 - 191KB]

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The bees were Africanized....

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[–] • 3 pts

Oh shit. Nigger-bees. The worst kind. Not so much the stinging as that god-awful constant rap-buzzing.

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i just spewed my grape drank all over the place... thank you sir

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At least he was dead when the piranhas ate him, so there is that.

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Was he? Like vultures, I don't remember piranhas waiting patiently for the victim to expire first.

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Piranhas rarely attack living prey, unless they are desperate or stressed out. They just have a bad reputation like crows.

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Sounds like someone who never threw mice I piranha tank. They ate baby mice like popcorn, but the full grown mice were a bit of a battle

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Maybe your laid back Brazilian variety. Where I lived, further upriver, they seemed to have no trouble with taking a bite out of whatever they fancied.

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So what'd he have on Clinton?

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I had kept piranhas once, bought them for $5/ea. At the pet shop. They were about the size of a nickel and grew to be about 2lbs./ea. Before they ate tainted minnows and died. Awesome fish to own