You own it and double-down, *always*. Going with the original text, and assuming I never sent the faggot follow-up of, "Omg I was joking with a buddy I'm just going to leave". If she replied with, "What? Am I the cunt?" > Naw, this waitress is a real bitch. Honestly, fuck this place. You down to party and gtfo of here? However, that's *alternate reality* me. In his situation, dating used-up Tinder whores. Realistically, I'd never be in that situation to begin with.