Canada dumped quality cotton money for total absolute shit Australian plastic money.

This new stuff is complete crap. The bills are literally three separate pieces of plastic, glued together, so they fall apart right in your hands. They crack and tear too. You have to be super careful when handling them. And counting? Yes machines can count them accurately, but human's cannot. It's too thin. You think you are giving a $50, when actually it is two or more stuck together. Have to count money five times and rub it all the time to separate the bills, and you can still fuck it up.

They claim it is machine washable. It is so damned fragile I don't dare test it, besides, the dryer would probably melt it.

Are they going to fix it? Of course not. It's devaluing so rapidly now, it is not going to matter anyways.

$100 bills are already the new $20's.

At least with cotton money, when it devalues all the way to zero, you can still use it to wipe your ass.

I can't wait until people draw on them. Maybe draw gorilla hair and a banana on the new notes. Maybe a chain and sunglasses with a head bandana. Put shitty face tats all over it.

Problem being is that if they put her on the note then it'll only be worth $12.