Right. Blame it on the shorts, not your poor hygiene. (Full disclosure - I didn't read the article.)
It wasn't the shorts, it was because she kept digging at her ass the whole time she was wearing them.
That kinda shit is why antibiotics don’t work anymore..
Dumb whore. It wasn't the shorts, it was her hygiene practices.
Forgot to take her pre-date whore bath....shame, shame!
Imagine being so desperate for attention that you'll shame yourself for five minutes of fame.
By the way, I don't think it has to do with how sanitary she was or wasn't. My father ended up with a staph infection in the middle of his back from riding a tractor all day, the seat rubbing his back while he worked. My dad's kind of ocd about cleanliness.
Would still tap that ass, even though it's septic.
At first I thought the title meant an actual suspended-in-air wedgie for 8 hours- like yeah, no shit, but it's just chafing. She probably took the vaccine, which apparently kills off your white blood cells.
No pics of the 'supposed' rash? What a gyp.
high-waisted shorts
Camel toe whoring doesn't mean high waisted shorts. Denim is cotton. Cotton breathes.
Just wear a long dress. Way more attractive and men will be more interested.
Probably had a date with Tyrone and he wants booty shorts, not long dresses.
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