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According to officials, it was the work of this MAGA meema with probable help from her grandsons or unnamed hackers

According to officials, it was the work of this MAGA meema with probable help from her grandsons or unnamed hackers

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The 733+ "redhat" haxor granny was brought down by a crack team of fbi counter-terrorism agents who secretly went undercover to infiltrate her right-wing, Trump supporting band of raycis-sexiss-homophonic, White Supremacist, anti-vaxx, climate change deniers who, it was rumored, were holding their double-plus top sekret meetings under the cover of an seemingly ordinary knitting group. It is suspected that the granny haxor gang was passing sekret double-plus ungood super badthink messages that were coded into the very fabric of a variety of woolen knitwear, such as scarves, hats, and mittens, while binge-watching "Matlock" re-runs.

When the fbi infiltrators had finally gathered enough evidence against her insidious plot to bring down Facebook and Twitter (ending western civilization and the world as we know it and thereby bringing about THE END OF ALL THINGS!) by purchasing a computer for her, delivering it to her house, setting it up for her, setting up an ISP account and email, and then, finally, inserting a thumb-drive full of fake NSA generated malware and CP (clearly marked "Grandbaby Pictures") in a USB port, telling her, "Look, all you have to do is push this button to turn it on." Doing so sealed her fate, for, as an act "in furtherance of" the conspiracy, this represented a criminal act.

But it was enough. Twenty black SUV's and two helicopters full of agents stormed the house, rammed all the doors (even though they were already open), threw flash-bangs into every room, shot her dog Prissy and her cat Mittens (for officer safety), threw everyone on the ground, cuffed them all and then left them there as they spent the next 8 hours trashing the whole house, searching for more evidence.

In the end MeeMa was the only person actually taken into custody, as every other person in the knitting group was either an agent or officer for a variety of local, county, state and federal agencies.

In a final plot twist: MeeMa was later released at the federal court when her handler arrived from Mclean and informed everyone that she was actually a paid informant who had been working for the cia gathering evidence against the fbi agents the whole time.

lol damn.. I agree and appreciate the response. Just saying if you are addicted to meth, you should stop using or seek help.