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[–] • 38 pts

You know this is a parody because any mechanic worth his salt would have said its double the price because its aTesla, and then pretended to fill it with oil.

[–] • 14 pts

Lol theres actually a guy posting below that doesn't even get it lololol.

[–] • 2 pts

thats how we know it’s really a female infiltrator

[–] • 4 pts

And then told her not to tell anyone and that he could get in trouble of his manager found out what a great price she was being given and that she should tell all of her female Tesla drivers.

[–] • 2 pts

You do have to use lithium oil, it’s costs way more. Plus the environmental disposal fee… Probably a good idea to change out the fuel filter and put some new glow plugs in her…

[–] • 1 pt

but a great mechanic would adjust her Turbo Encabulator (cnet.com) as well.

[–] • 1 pt

Also the broken muffler gauge and I'll top off the blinker fluid.

[–] • 1 pt

I totally forgot the blinker fluid.

[–] • 10 pts

“Told them all they were disgusting pigs who’ve probably never seen a vagina. All the people in the waiting room stood and applauded.”

[–] • 7 pts

Hehe! What is, I'll take "things that did not happen" for 400 Alex.

[–] • 10 pts

Yeah, when on earth a woman go to a garage for an oil change ?

maybe when the car stops and is towed to a garage.....

[–] • 7 pts

Yep. That’s my experience as well. Women drive the magic go-box until it breaks and are then surprised at how much repairs are and how much of a piece of shit their car is.

[–] • 6 pts

I have to agree with this.

My coworker was shocked i knew how to change my own oil because girls just don't do that.

[–] • 4 pts

Lol your fucking useless brain lolololol.

Please don't anyone explain it to this retard.

[–] • 0 pt

The old slow clap truth verification.

[–] • 3 pts

"Come around back I'll fill you up" is the only response to a woman that dumb. That being said, this seems fake. I hope.

[–] • 3 pts

I think it is a joke but its difficult to tell nowadays.

[–] • 2 pts

I was curious so I looked up the routine maintenance items for a Tesla.

>Cabin Air Filter Your Tesla is equipped with an air filter that prevents pollen, industrial fallout, road dust and other particles from entering through the vents. Tesla recommends the following cabin air filter replacement schedule:

>High Efficiency Particulate Air (HEPA) Filter If your Tesla is equipped with a HEPA filter, Tesla recommends replacing it every 3 years.

>Tire Rotation, Balance and Wheel Alignment Tesla recommends rotating your tires every 6,250 miles or if tread depth difference is 2/32 in or greater, whichever comes first. Aggressive driving can lead to premature tire wear and may require more frequent tire service. Unbalanced and misaligned wheels affect handling, tire life and steering components. Refer to tire manufacturer's owner manuals and warranty documentation for additional details.

>Brake Fluid Test Tesla recommends testing your brake fluid for contamination every 2 years and replacing as needed.

>Air Conditioning Service Air conditioning service replaces the A/C desiccant bag for better longevity and efficiency of your air conditioning system. Tesla recommends following the following air conditioning service schedule:

>Winter Care Tesla recommends cleaning and lubricating all brake calipers every 12 months or 12,500 mi for cars in cold weather regions.

https://www.tesla.com/support/car-maintenance

[–] • 0 pt

Shockingly they don't flush and fill the blinker fluid.

[–] • 0 pt

Tell 'em their turbocharger is broken.

[–] • 1 pt

5 years ago... Joke

2021... I wish this was a joke.

[–] • 1 pt

this totally happened

admitted jew (((OP))) believes it

[–] • 1 pt

Next time you see bad driving in front of you there's a fun game called "guess and check the driver" and then you pass them to look.

  • 1 point: a female

  • 1 point an asian

If any passengers guess wrong they buy a burger for the winner.

the combo

  • 3 points if it an asian and a female. This is a risky one but pays out 3 drinks and a burger to the winner, loser pays.
[–] • 2 pts

1 one point for a black driving while drugs

[–] • 1 pt

Isn't that redundant? When is a black not on drugs?

[–] • 1 pt

when it feels the need to pretend to be human

[–] • 1 pt

Apparently when lying cuffed on the pavement behind the police cruiser. Then he's a Gooboy-dindu-nuffin.

[–] • 1 pt

Usually a mexican, nigger, or woman.

[–] • 1 pt

This is what happens when you literally "fuck their brains out", it is men's fault after all.

[–] • 1 pt

If I didn't know she had zero self-awareness, I would almost be convinced this was a joke

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