Every week, Manny entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally, he prayed vigorously, and hoping for God's message, he walked around the local fairground. A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nadine's carnival stall. She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks. He bet on 77, as he thought God had given him a sign. He lost again. Sad! The winning number was 707. Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.