Monkey burner.
Monkey burner.
Monkey burner.
It's like some kind of metaphor for something.
Not anywhere near as horrifying as a sheboon with six feral niglets.
Way better than them adopting niglets.
For the life of me I cannot understand why anyone would want a pet monkey. They are assholes and it's like owning a perpetual toddler which can jump on you and rip your face off at any time.
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