NINE JEW/HOLOCAUST Jokes? Any more good holohoax jokes? We need more jokes like these nine , to piss off kikes

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Though the holohoax never happened , holocaust JOKES happened, and are funny:

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One day during the war, Hitler gathered his top advisers to hold a top secret meeting. He said "Ok, tomorrow ve vill kill 1,000 Jews and three hamsters". His advisors looked at one another, and one said, "But Hitler, vhy ze three hamsters". Hitler smiled at his advisers and replied, "You see, no one cares about ze fucking jews!"

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Son: "Dad why was my sister named Madonna?" Father: "Because your mother always thought the world really needed another Madonna" Son: "Thanks, dad." Father: "No problem, Holocaust."

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My first time having sex was like the Holocaust;

I just wish it would have lasted longer

= = = = Q: What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew?

A: A boy scout comes back from his camp. -

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Q: What's the difference between 6 million jews and Santa Claus?

A: Santa comes down the chimney.

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Q: What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number? -

A: Roll up her sleeve. -

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Q: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child?

A: "Wanna buy some candy?" -

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Q: how do you pick up a jewish girl?

A : with a broom and dustpan

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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says ‟Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100.

The one says to the other, ‟should we do it?? The other says ‟NO!! Are you crazy? The first guy replies ‟Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I am gonna do it! So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says ‟well, did you get the money? He replies ‟Oh money's all you fucking Jews think about, isn't it??"

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Any more?

*Though the holohoax never happened , holocaust JOKES happened, and are funny:* = = = = One day during the war, Hitler gathered his top advisers to hold a top secret meeting. He said "Ok, tomorrow ve vill kill 1,000 Jews and three hamsters". His advisors looked at one another, and one said, "But Hitler, vhy ze three hamsters". Hitler smiled at his advisers and replied, "You see, no one cares about ze fucking jews!" = = = = Son: "Dad why was my sister named Madonna?" Father: "Because your mother always thought the world really needed another Madonna" Son: "Thanks, dad." Father: "No problem, Holocaust." = = = = My first time having sex was like the Holocaust; I just wish it would have lasted longer = = = = Q: What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A: A boy scout comes back from his camp. - = = = = Q: What's the difference between 6 million jews and Santa Claus? A: Santa comes down the chimney. = = = = Q: What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number? - A: Roll up her sleeve. - = = = = Q: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child? A: "Wanna buy some candy?" - = = = = Q: how do you pick up a jewish girl? A : with a broom and dustpan = = = = Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says ‟Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100. The one says to the other, ‟should we do it?? The other says ‟NO!! Are you crazy? The first guy replies ‟Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I am gonna do it! So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says ‟well, did you get the money? He replies ‟**Oh money's all you fucking Jews think about, isn't it**??" = = = = Any more?