So. Step One is addressing the issue.
My first solution: Butthole Tuesdays. On Tuesdays, your boyfran is allowed to literally make as many butt jokes as his gutter-brained-heart can muster. He can wake you up with a fart noise and serve you breakfast while telling you butt jokes. On the rest of the days, he gets to tell one gutter-butt-joke.
>So. Step One is addressing the issue.
My first solution: Butthole Tuesdays. On Tuesdays, your boyfran is allowed to literally make as many butt jokes as his gutter-brained-heart can muster. He can wake you up with a fart noise and serve you breakfast while telling you butt jokes. On the rest of the days, he gets to tell one gutter-butt-joke.
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