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This creature is definitely in a position to negotiate.

This creature is definitely in a position to negotiate.

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[–] • 6 pts

I voted for Trump! I voted for Trump! I voted for Trump! For the love of FUCK I voted for Trump!

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

No he didn't! He lies! Plus, I confess! I voted for Trump twice! Take him ^ instead! Not me! For the love of God take him!

(Sorry to throw you under the bus like that Bleh, but when "Gozar The Gozarian" has come, and the form of The Destructor has been chosen, it's every man for himself.)

[–] • 0 pt

You were supposed to stop bullets, not feed the bottoms of buses!!!

Jabba, seize this man and do what thou wilt!

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

throws down smoke, ducks out and runs

I only stop the ones that can catch me! Good luck and have fun appeasing the Marshmallow Mammoth! It appears to already be prepared to consume all who appear in it's corpulent path. The good news is, it's field of vision appears to be limited to directly ahead of it, and it doesn't look like it can turn well, so if you can time it's charge right, and jink left or right, you still stand a chance.