![Never let @Professor_de_la_Paz drive your boat. He's a forever drunk. [GIF - 3.5MB]](https://pic8.co/sh/ukddN4.gif){kind=link}
Yet he is surrounded by babes.
Yet he is surrounded by babes.
That looks a lot more painful than it was.
That looks a lot more painful than it was.
Hard to look cool when you severely injur a boat load of people
Hard to look cool when you severely injur a boat load of people
Both bikinis were knocked the fuck out.
Both bikinis were knocked the fuck out.
[OH NO](#bacon)
The two guys in the back must have brain damage now
The two guys in the back must have brain damage now
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