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[–] • 5 pts

I'll just kick that shit next time

[–] • 5 pts

Owning an electric car is its own punishment.

[–] • 1 pt

Electric cars, especially the Tesla, are a no go for me as a software engineer.

Self-driving + internet connection + everything in the car can be remotely controlled = glowniggers OWN you.

[–] • -2 pt

I'm sure it does suck driving by the gas station and laughing at the prices. They probably wake up every morning sad that they can only drive 30 miles on a dollar of electricity while smarter people can drive a whole 5 or 6 miles on a dollar of gas. They probably have to take Prozac from being able to fill up at home.

[–] • 1 pt

They have to take Prozac from the stress of trying to get home on a dwindling charge. However, they do get to take an hour break to recharge and destress mid road trip for distances more than 350 miles. Assuming they stayed inside the Tesla recharge geofence.

[–] • 0 pt

Congratulations on having a car that can run on coal

[–] • 4 pts

can't unplug it no matter how hard I try.

Proceeds to try at soy faggot strength.

Pretty sure that would be some sort of OHS safety violation.

[–] • 4 pts

pretty much anyone walking by CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[–] • 3 pts

Electric cars are being pushed because they explode, because they can decide who goes where (geofences), and because they can shut them down remotely.

All around a terrible development.

[–] • 1 pt

With Tesla not only can they decide where you can go, they can fucking lock you in the thing and take you where they want. Or make it ram into a wall at high speed if they just want to off you.

Terrible idea.

[–] • 1 pt

where the funny part?

[–] • 0 pt

Probably the end bit where says "Can't unplug it no matter how hard I try." then proceeds to pet it like it's his wife's boyfriend's dong.

[–] • 1 pt

So how does he get it out? He left out that part -- I wonder why?