A SQL query walks into a bar.
He approaches two tables and asks “Mind if I join you?”
The Bartender screams over, "Not before I get your keys!"
“Normally, we’d say yes, but we’re just here for the view.”
A SQL query walks into a bar.
He approaches two tables and asks “Mind if I join you?”
The Bartender screams over, "Not before I get your keys!"
“Normally, we’d say yes, but we’re just here for the view.”
Must be a bot or nerd joke…
I get a read only sql report, perhaps it is over my head.
Who told you that joke?
Must be a bot or nerd joke…
I get a read only sql report, perhaps it is over my head.
Who told you that joke?
Don't remember who told it to me. Yes, it's extremely nerdy. You have to know database query language aka SQL for it to make any sense.
However, I know a real good joke about UDP. But you may not get it.
Don't remember who told it to me. Yes, it's extremely nerdy. You have to know database query language aka SQL for it to make any sense.
However, I know a real good joke about UDP. But you may not get it.
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