You have to put in some serious work to get drunk on keystone light. I would start shitting uncontrollably from the massive amount of fizzy pisswater in my stomach before I got a solid buzz.
I used to know a dude that was a welder and would drink keystone light from the time he got off work till about midnight everyday, he was a functional alcoholic and nothing like this asshole but the the dick in this vid makes me think of what a real asshole would look and act like that drank Keystone Light for a good solid 10 hours out of the every day. And on the topic of brew anyone that hasn't explored the world of import beers you don't know what your missing, we really are sold garbage brew here in the states, and oh how they try to disguise the horrible taste with freezing temperatures. You would think in the best country in the world we could at least produce one decent brew that stands out.
Obviously you've never tried craft beer. I'll take a fresh local beer brewed well over some skunky import in a green bottle any day.
No i haven't, and when i say import i mean keg tapped not bottled shit. I need to find a new group of friends and try this craft beer thing though, unfortunately all mine are not allowed to go past yelling distance of their wives.
There are a fuckton of microbreweries popping up all over the place. I see them at stores all the time. Just takes some time to experiment and sift through the garbage. I guess it depends on the state too.
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