I remember one time Kim Jong Il was with me in a nude strip club in Tampa. Kim was a cool dude and a great tipper. He did love them blondes! So one night we're having bottle service and all the hot bitches were in our private room because, bottom line, Kim is a fukn $Billionaire. Marion Barry walks in with like 6 niggers thinking he's King Shit and hes gonna take over the club! Big mistake. Kims CIA handler asks Barry to keep it down and Barry explodes! " Nigga! does you know who I is?". The CIA guy of course knew who the dumbfuck was and tries to explain that theres a Head of State in the VIP room and would Marion keep his entourage under control? Marion, of course, at this stage is on his second bottle of Grey Goose and wants to know just who the hell outranks the former Mayor of DC? He tries to barge into the private room and is met by North Korean Special Forces soldiers holding some space age looking full auto submachine guns. Barrys crew quickly realized that their Saturday Night Specials and monkey level IQ's were out classed and withdrew politely. Kim, magnaminous as ever, sent them a bottle with his compliments with a stern warning to tip the girls. I never saw Marion Barry so subdued in a nude strip club and am sure I never will again.