or looking for some gay action in space as in the space between his ass cheeks. Yeah he's sad that Rodman died, he wanted some of that huge black meat for his own space center of HIS ASS.

True. For example, the human penis has a “mushroom tip” to expel competing sperm already inside the dirty hoe you’re shagging. The Bezos rocket also sports a mushroom tip, which functions to make it look exactly like a gigantic human penis arcing into the sky.

It's true, a man can run 15% faster with an erection due to the improved aerodynamics. It wasn't until the 1980s when computer hydrodynamic modeling was finally able to determine whether a beanpole or choad provided a superior effect.

and then Bezos finds out his new wife is trans when Mike Myers jumps out and points at his wife and yells "That's a man Baby"

Well maybe it's like George Carlin says about weather vanes. It's they were cunt shaped the wind would go right through them or maybe that is the secret of faster than light travel. or maybe it's me having fun with this comment.