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[–] [deleted] • 7 pts

Sure, mom, give me some of your fentanyl

[–] • 3 pts

Not just some fentanyl, but 3x a lethal dose for a boy that size. While she's at it she needs to also give him some weed, meth, amphetamines, and morphine. Don't forget to give him a coffee to wash it down since he needs some caffeine in his system as well.

She should probably also give him the keys to her car and let him drive around the area a little bit. Then she can then feel somewhat justified in restraining him by the neck like the officers did with Floyd.

[–] • 1 pt

Don't forget the blocked arteries, enlarged heart, and cause of death: cardiopulmonary arrest. This mom needs a miracle to pull it all off with a knee.

[–] • 1 pt

And a stolen banana, the news will say cigarettes, while showing footage of him gesticulating said banana

[–] • 0 pt

Cocaine, too! And alcohol!!!

Oh, and carfentanil!

[–] • 4 pts

In cases like these matricide should not only be legal it should be rewarded.

[–] • 2 pts

but did he die? no? then curious george didnt die from the knee....he died from the fucking fentayl.

[–] • 1 pt

Well, she's doing it wrong.

[–] • 1 pt

Based mom or liberal trash?

[–] • 0 pt

A worried, frustrated mother, trying to teach her son to be an empathetic person and put a stop to his "Nazi behavior" without considering that the son is more conscientious for not empathizing with an an criminal idol, because he had a larger mind, and could see sociopathic, manipulative deception that the mother could not.

She was trying to teach him all about her her child-like emotional sense of morality - and he was already miles ahead of her, and more aware of what is going on in the world.

[–] • 0 pt

From an overdose.

[–] • 0 pt

How many counterfeit twenties did she try to bribe him with in exchange for not going to the police? Clearly not enough