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[–] [deleted] 17 pts 3y

Another conspiracy proven true! Now to get the Queen's DNA checked for lizard DNA!

[–] 10 pts 3y

Ashkenazi Jewish is added usually from 1% to 3% to every sample so they can convince you that you're a Jew somewhere down the line in ancestry. Anyone who gets a kit back can expect that added into the report by default, it's rare not to get it. However, this lizard has an interesting 51% Ashkenazi Jewish result.

[–] 1 pt 3y

its not entirely a lie. in countries that fall to communism, which is judaism in all but name, the jews are free to rape each and every woman they want(favoring already married women) under the threat of death to the gentiles they rule over.

its not at all outlandish for most people today to have at least a couple percentage points of jewish DNA.

[–] 1 pt 3y

Then call me rare. My wife, not so much, 1%.

[–] 2 pts 3y

You can just look at her and tell. Isn’t she handsome?

[–] 15 pts 3y

It's to collect DNA it's all bullshit. The DNA is collected for nefarious purposes I'm betting. I wonder what the company does with the DNA samples after they test it

[–] 21 pts 3y

Adds it to a government database so you that you can be tracked through your relations without your consent.

[–] 15 pts 3y

Sounds like sending in fake samples is the solution then.

[–] 6 pts 3y

Until one of your fake samples come up positive in a rape kit.

[–] [deleted] 10 pts 3y (edited 3y)

It’s not a government conspiracy, but they do own what they collect. If they’re able to produce anything from it, they own those and will reap huge profits.

Edit: archived link instead of WSJ

https://archive.md/SV2z0

[–] 9 pts 3y

More effective bio weapon that can target specific group.

[–] 5 pts 3y

Yes. Those are my thoughts.

[–] 7 pts 3y

They find out compatible organ donors for whoever wants to buy one for whatever reason. Also, people who's children they want to eat. Not even joking.

[–] 4 pts 3y

(((They))) want the pure RHneg people. No African DNA not a spec. Friend of mine said his DNA test showed Africa. Well duh the Whites have been in Morocco and N. Africa for thousands of years, doesn't mean you have nigger DNA. He's Anglo....that's what I told him. His wife is a Cunuck liberal with green card thanks to him. Of course she was thrilled that he might be "mixed"....dumb cunt.

[–] 4 pts 3y

jews LOVE niggers. LOVE jews WANT EVERYONE to be primarily nigger. Except themselves of course.

[–] 1 pt 3y

F I despise most Canadians mentality. Most smug and pretentious people you'll meet. Holier than the Pope.

[–] 0 pt 3y

Found out my dad is rh neg. Not sure my type actually

[–] 1 pt 3y

That's crazy. Where did you read that last part? The kid part.

[–] 3 pts 3y

You hang around here long enough and you'll get all the info. Look up Adrenochrome harvesting.

Look up all the stories by celebrities themselves talking about eating kids. Mel Gibson cracked once and talked about it. What was Hansel and Gretel about? Those types of fairy tales always had a kernel of truth.

[–] 2 pts 3y

Yeah it pisses me off because I would actually have liked to know more about my genes and family history.

We need non-Jew run genetics and pharmaceutical industries.

[–] 2 pts 3y

I bet they are working on the next pandemic.

[–] 0 pt 3y

I bet you're right. I believe the military is already working on new vaxxines for the next one. Crazy sick evil overlords .

[–] 9 pts 3y

This isn't a scam. Even the Bible says they're serpents.

[–] 1 pt 3y

That is an insult to lizards.

[–] [deleted] 7 pts 3y

And here I was thinking those tests were a crock of shit.

[–] [deleted] 6 pts 3y

I would send pawpaw fruit, jackfruit, and goat DNA but I don’t want to be arkancided.

[–] 6 pts 3y

So...David Icke was right?

[–] 0 pt 3y

According to the bible yes

Nobody went farther than david icke, he's the planck wall of the conspiracy theory world

[–] 2 pts 3y

Found a video a while back that showed he himself might be a lizard, which would explain why he knows so much...

[–] 4 pts 3y

So either 23andMe is a total scam, or there are actual lizard people?

[–] 4 pts 3y

Laboratory contamination.

[–] 0 pt 3y

Or the sample itself

[–] 1 pt 3y

We associate reptiles with dishonesty. But I think they are not likely to be more closely related to reptiles, regardless of their honesty level. I think the most plausible explanation is lab cooties.

[–] 3 pts 3y

Have your pets all tested.

[–] 6 pts 3y

yeah, they could be crypto jews

[–] 9 pts 3y

I'm looking at you, Mr Kitty(i.imgur)

[–] 2 pts 3y

That caught me so off guard I spit my water out! Haha

[–] 0 pt 3y

Holy shit...the troll phenotype!

[–] 5 pts 3y

Damn! That cat looks like Ron Perlman

[–] 1 pt 3y

He does!!

[–] 1 pt 3y

SHUT. IT. DOWN!!!

[–] 1 pt 3y (edited 3y)

Are you sure that it isn't satire? A few weeks ago I traced the video back to a satire site....

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