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Lemme guess, lampshades, soap, and masturbation machines.

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Don’t forget the shotgun barrel bent through the wall back at the shooter.

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Or the Holocoaster.

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There's also the old man who completely made up a story about escaping from Auschwitz.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/24/holocaust-survivor-lied-joseph-hirt-auschwitz

There's the story about the nazis keeping a cage with a bear and an eagle. Each day the nazis would supposedly put a jew in there for the bear to devour him and for the eagle to pick the bones.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/d9d2zd/did_the_nazis_really_keep_a_bear_and_eagle_at/

Then there's the story of a man whose mother gave birth to him at the bottom of a gas chamber (scroll all the way down for a description of the author).

https://jewishweb.wordpress.com/

There's also the story about nazi soldiers putting jew infants in soccer balls and kicking them around.

https://www.jta.org/1942/10/07/archive/nazi-soldiers-use-jewish-infants-for-footballs-jewish-red-army-man-relates

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That one was a joke meme, for anyone who doesn't know. But it's hard to tell it from the rest because they're all so absurd.

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Are you serious?

I actually thought that was a “true” accounting from someone. Clown world

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Stop trying to minimize the suffering of my people. I personally had 6 million relatives die in the most horrific ways. Some were tickled to death. Some were put on giant sling shots and flung into the sun. Some were taken to the edges of the earth and dropped into space. Some were given tweezers and made to move entire mountains from one place to another over and over without sleep, food, or water until exhaustion finally overcame them. Some had to eat non kosher bacon!

The horrors were unending.

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Don’t forget the guy who had to roll a boulder up a hill, FOREVER!

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When is he expecting to be done?

Oy vey! I almost forgot that my great uncle had to do that!