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[–] [deleted] 2 pts (edited )

Stop trying to minimize the suffering of my people. I personally had 6 million relatives die in the most horrific ways. Some were tickled to death. Some were put on giant sling shots and flung into the sun. Some were taken to the edges of the earth and dropped into space. Some were given tweezers and made to move entire mountains from one place to another over and over without sleep, food, or water until exhaustion finally overcame them. Some had to eat non kosher bacon!

The horrors were unending.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Don’t forget the guy who had to roll a boulder up a hill, FOREVER!

[–] 1 pt

When is he expecting to be done?

Oy vey! I almost forgot that my great uncle had to do that!